Tavern On the Hill   

The atmosphere is phoney,food is over-priced and not up to any standards. I think the best thing to do is go to McDonalds before you even think about ever setting foot in the place! If you want to pretend to be someone you aren't and don't mind feeing sick the next day from the food, by all means, try it.

This is a sign of the times, folks. The Apocalypse is coming, and the Bible couldn't have been more wrong about how it'll all end. It's not going to be fire and brimstone and destruction and chaos and mayhem. Rather, it's all going to end in a neon-pink atmosphere of absolute doom! There will be four horsemen, but they won't be these huge, strapping men, but the four Bratz characters! And they'll be riding in on My Little Ponies! Ken will be our Paul Revere, shouting, "The end of the world is coming! The end of the world is coming!" All the flowers in the world will rebel and start choking random gardeners and mother-daughter couple in the mall just looking for a slice of Sbarro's.Buuut seriously folks, if you have a decent bone in your body, please don't support Hollywood for letting this filth leave post-production alive. Make it your mission to keep some poor, ignorant fools from watching this if you have to. Just keep it off of the top box-office gross lists and let this steaming pile of 'hip' fade into obscurity!

This restaurant is located in crusty, redneck-haven Enola. It sits among hideous, unkept houses in a town with no class whatsoever. Tavern on the Hill has OK food, OK service, but certainly isn't anything more than average. The building itself is pretty crappy, so it fits well in the neighborhood.

THE SO CALLED WINE STEWARD IS THE BIGGEST JOKE AROUND