Miller's Cave   

I walked passed this place when I was looking for a place to sleep, went back to it because I saw a dumpster and started looking for dinner, I found about 3 dollars worth of change on the floor and decided to walk in and get me a beer, I was quite hesitant since i havent taken a shower in about 2 weeks but was thirsty after eating some leftover whataburger, I went inside and it was pretty dirty looking (yes even for my standards) and the people in there were even dirtier looking, I asked for the price of the cheapest beer they had and the bartender snuffed me, she pretended she didnt hear me, so i asked again and she made a pretty rude face (something like a melly poopy face) and told me she would give me one for free if I would leave as soon as I finished it, Hey taht sounded good so I went for it, So i got me a free beer and was going to leave but decided to use the restroom before I departed, Once inside the restroom there was an odd loooking gentlemen witha big beard kept looking inside, I was in the stall taking care of business when i reach for the toilet paper and notice a big hole and you can see someone outside the stall, i thought it was pretty weird, and then I heard the guys voice, come on what are you waiting for, lets do this, and i was like what is this guys problem, anyways i saw him put his mouth on the hole and he was saying hurry up stick it in, i got the hell out of the restroom, and asked a guy hanging outside the restroom what the hell was that and he responded "that there boy is a **********" and started to laugh loudly, I got out of there as fast as my feet can carry me, I did not know what a ********* was until recently. So here are my two cents , I got a free beer so there s nothing negative to say, plus maybe when people are drunk they can use this ********* thing they have. TWO THUMBS UP **