EJ's   

Mostly male clientele frequent this rowdy, risque bar on the fringes of Montrose. No matter what night you show up, the stage lights will be on: Dancers compete in amateur stripping contests several nights a week, while other nights feature bawdy drag shows. Compete in a pool tournament on Monday night, grab a burger on the patio on Wednesday, and don't forget your hat for the country music theme on Sunday. There's a full-service outdoor bar with plenty of dark corners in which to hide, and an upstairs lounge where patrons can escape from the bedlam with a martini. Bartenders here are as friendly as they come.