La Femme Showroom, MGM Grand   

The Parisian import La Femme prides itself on a classier reputation than other erotic cabarets on the Strip, and that sense of refinement begins with the showroom, an intimate jewel box of a theater custom-designed for the show it presents. The 400-seat La Femme Showroom is an explosion of cushy reds and blacks, with a stage framed like a French postcard. The no shorts, jeans or tennis shoes dress code is only haphazardly enforced but better to plan ahead than face rejection at the door. Theres no cocktail service during the show, the better to keep ones attention focused on the ladies dancing across the stage. Seating is somewhat tight, but nothing veteran Vegas showgoers havent endured before. David Hofstede