Boardy Barn   

If you want to go to one place and see everyone you know (if your a local) or meet crazy long islanders (if your an out-of-towner) then the "The Barn" , as we all call it is the place to go. But just know that after standing in line for up to an hour (on the slow weekends) and after soaking up the sun and cold beers all afternoon that you will leave The Boardy Barn singing Neil Dimonds "Sweet Caroline" trying to find your sober ride and drenched in beer, barely walking in shoes that will be completely destroyed from the pool of beer you will be walking in, and your entire outfit will be completely destroyed by careless fellow drinkers who pour pitchers of beer on you while the bouncers in their notorious orange shirts are turned away for a moment. And beware- there are the crazy few who will pull your string of your halter-top bathingsuit as they root you on while chugging your budwiser .... but all in all even if you might regret going you still go again the following sunday just like an avid "church goer" as some say, and make memorys that last the whole winter, so be prepared with a camera because stories of the Boardy Barn will last forever!

Let me tell u, i have been going to the Boardy Barn for almost 18 Years and I know how it goes....long lines and drunks....expect it. I brought my sister and friends for her bachelorette - 17 girls total. The bouncers REFUSED to do anything for us, so we waited patiently for 2 HOURS to get in. The whole time the bouncers were huge dicks....letting people cut right in front of us, telling us it would be only 5 minutes more, making fun of the moms in the group...saying how expensive babysitters must be these days. Just all in all, a huge bunch of cockey, old, cranky dicks. I will never go there again - and I was embarassed in front of 16 other girls - WHAT DICKS!

This is the best place on earth!

The best fun I've had in a while. They got to get rid of that rule for throwing beer on each other. That's the best part!! You'll have a blast just be carful of the cops!! The'll arrest you for anything!!!