Monkey Bar   

Pretentious mid town crowd. Wanna be yuppies. Thirty minutes to get a drink. No where to sit when you get it. What's not to like?

This place blows. They 86'd two of my friends and all they did was smoke pot and start a fight with an off-duty cop. I like to load up on Del Taco, walk in to the MB, rip a huge fart in the middle of the room, and walk out.

welcome home from so. cal, this is the only comfortable place to drink and get slammed carl and sean have served me for two years and still live up to Bartendstardom' livin it up! This place rocks but no more --- chics please , thanks'''' theres enough of those lurking around the valley... pretty boy C

If you are to believe a few disgruntled "cool dudes" It seems Sac is busy trying to create an image. Fact is bar = drinks, drinks = fun, fun = Monkey Bar. It is that simple.